69+ Funny Back to School Captions (Copy Paste)

Short Back to School Captions for Instagram and Funny Back To School Instagram Captions For Girls and Boys (Copy-Paste).

Back to School Captions

“School daze”

“Saved by the bell”

“New year, new me”

“Leader of the new school”

“How could I have forgotten this?”

“Remembering those school days.”

“Let’s do it again… just kidding.”

“I miss school, minus the whole school part.”

“We were there for a good time, not a long time.”

“Quality TBT right here.”

“My home away from home”

“Cheers to a new year”

“Back with my besties”

“Started from freshman year, how did we end up here?”

We’re here and ready to make the most of the school year!

Back to the grind once again!

How did the summer fly by so fast!

Back-to-school means more when you’re with great friends!

How did the first day of school get here so quickly?

So much for my summer vacation!

Today’s the day- work hard and dream harder if you want success to come your way!

How can one day be so happy and sad at the same time?

My wonderful kids on their very first day back-to-school- I love them all so much!

We had a wonderful summer, but I’m glad that school is back in session!

Here’s to waking up early for school for the next 180 days!

I’m back-to-school and ready to go!

This year is going to be my year to shine.

 

Back To School Captions Funny

Grabbing this year by the horns and making it the very best!

I wouldn’t mind school so much if I didn’t have to actually go to class.

Who’s ready to party at my house?

Time for some well-deserved downtime!

If anyone needs me, I’ll be taking a five-hour nap while the kids are in school!

Can’t believe the day is here!

I’m ready for the school year, but is the school year ready for me?

“Work hard, nap harder”

“Ready to get an A in nap time”

“Never forget the power of a fire outfit on the first day of school.”

“Who else had a Lisa Frank binder?”

“You want to Venmo me lunch money?”

“Life was easier when Mom made me lunch.”

“Does anyone wanna trade me their Gushers for this #TBT?”

“Let’s bring back first day outfits and Dunkaroos, please.”

“I’ll take a one-way ticket back to the ’90s.”

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year”

“I love school minus the whole school part”

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time”

“Vaxxed, masked, and ready to go.”

“Will I graduate? That’s a secret I’ll never tell, xoxo”

“How many days until summer?”

Can I add a nap period to my schedule?

I blinked and the summer just flew by!

I’m just here to have some fun before I have to go out into the real world!

Cheers to Monslay.

Time to start knowing what day of the week it is…

You deserve a whole sheet of gold stars.

Ready to sleigh my outfit on Christmas day.

It’s officially Christmas sweater season and I don’t hate it.

The only gift I need for Christmas is you.

Just here for the spiked eggnog.

 

Back To School Captions For Teachers

Have an ice day!

And so the adventure begins…

Just like that, summer is over.

Let me love you a little more before you’re not little anymore.

My kids deserve an entire sheet of gold stars.

Blame it on the mistletoe.

Wait, wait, when is our first exam?!

“Cute school supplies almost make going back to school worth it.”

“You never get a second chance to make a great first impression, and I nailed it every time.”

“Just a reminder that I’ve always been a fashionista.”

“Finally this outfit is back in fashion.”

“If I could tell my younger self anything, it would be to keep this outfit.”

“But I know I had the best day with you today.”

No matter which day you go back, I hope you have a happy first day back!

What’s the point of all this again?

Isn’t there a song lyric that says school’s out forever? What happened to that?

Who’s ready to party in study hall?

Hip-hip-hooray! School starts today!

The college dream: Having more than three cents in your bank account.

I’m going to miss this kid during the day, but happy back-to-school for everyone!

It’s a bittersweet day for sure- the first day back-to-school usually is!

Back to school, back to the grind.

I deserve a whole sheet of gold stars.

R.I.P Summer vacation.

 

Back To School Captions College

To-do list: stay awake.

First formula of the year: y = ‘I get older’ + ‘Summers get shorter’

Walking from class to class counts as daily exercise, right?

Time to start knowing what day of the week it is…

Another adventure begins

Back to school? How about I jump back in the pool!

There are 5 seasons: winter, spring, summer, fall, and school-supplies

Now I need to remember what day of the week it is

Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.

School is a lot like toilet paper, you’ll miss it when it’s gone

High school looks so much cooler on television

Pain is temporary, GPA is forever!

August is like the Monday of months.

We were tired of sleeping in and enjoying life anyway.

The first day of school, aka the day the countdown to the last day of school begins.

Most likely to be caught napping in class.

Drinkin’ some coffee and pretending I know what I’m doing.

With this goofy group of friends, this school year will be a blast!

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”

“I got an A in self-esteem.

We were tired of sleeping in and enjoying life anyway.

I’m just trying to get to nap time.

Admit it, you’re going to miss me this summer.

Today is the day we begin our countdown to the last day of school.

Did my backpack just gain 20 pounds?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream.

The college dream: Having more than three cents in your bank account.

My wonderful kids are on their first day back to school- I love them so much!

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream.

\Teacher mode: ON

To teach is to love

New year, same teacher

It’s all about first impressions

Back to school begins!

Teach from the heart, not from the book

When nothing goes right, go left

That’s what I do, I know things and I teach them

Teachers gonna teach

 

Back To School Captions For Parents

Taking matters into my own freshman hands.

It’s not that I hate school. I just hate waking up early in the morning.

A special shout-out to all the parents who sent their kids back to school with sharpened pencils.

My kids are back in school. Give me a day to process my devastation.

Bye, Felicia!

My sanity has just been saved by the (school) bell.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Back to school? How about back to the pool?

Summer’s over. Time to remember what day of the week it is.

There are really five seasons: winter, spring, summer, fall, and back-to-school.

“They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.”

And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.

Time to shed a tear because back to school is at this time

The two best days of school: The first and the last.

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

Didn’t think I was going to cry

Cherish these moments, they’ll be off to college soon!

Love to see them go, hate to watch them leave

This cutie is going to rock ____ grade.

New shirt, new shoes, new attitude!

Mamastay… in bed

I forgot what quiet sounded like

Hey teachers, tag…you’re it!

 

Back To School Captions For Business

There are five seasons: winter, spring, summer, fall, and school supplies.

The temptation to quit will be the greatest just before you are about to succeed.

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream.”

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

“These are the days we’ll never forget.”

“Education is the key to unlocking the world, a passport to freedom.”

New year, new me! Wait, I need a new eraser first.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what my gifts are.

Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.

Algebra should solve its own problems

My dog ate my homework

Summer is over but at least I look cute

Straight outta summer

Ready for an A in naps

How many days until summer vacation?

Namastay in bed

Alexa, do my homework

Most likely to be caught napping in class

I deserve all the gold stars today

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“You learn something everyday if you pay attention.”

“Now when you get there, act like somebody.”

“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.”

“I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.”

“I would enjoy school more if I was allowed to bring a pillow.”

Welcome to the real world, they said. It sucks, but you’re going to love it.

It feels like home under these Friday night lights.

“Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”

Don’t stop until you’re proud.

We were tired of sleeping in and enjoying life anyway.

Back with my besties

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

And so the adventure begins.

This is the Monday Monday that is every Monday!

The only sleep I get is when I sneeze with my eyes closed.

We had a wonderful summer, but I’m glad that school is back in session!

The first formula of the year: y = ‘I get older’ + ‘Summers get shorter

“A sense of curiosity is nature’s original school of education.”

“Work smarter, not harder.”

 

Back To School Captions For Covid

“Back to square one.”

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”

“Allergic to humans.

“Namastay in bed.”

“Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.”

“I’m suffering from an extreme case of not being Beyoncé.”

“First day of school, make sure that you know your locker combination.”

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.”

“Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.

“We don’t stop going to school when we graduate.”

“Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.”

“School is the easiest job you’ll ever have.”

“School is a lot like toilet paper. You only miss it when it’s gone.”

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

“You’re never too old to set another goal or dream another dream.”

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”

“This is our house. This is our rules.”

“Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.”

This school thing is really getting in the way of my social life.

“Work hard, nap hard.”

“If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan, but never change the goal.”

“My summer’s been over since the first back-to-school ad.”

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

“I’m just trying to get to nap time.”

“Drink some coffee and pretend like you know what you’re doing.”

“Try hard to be you.”

“This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.”

“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.”

Most likely to be caught sleeping in class.

Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream.

Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young.

Back to school? How about ‘back to the pool.’

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Summer’s over. Time to remember what day of the week it is.

The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

 

Back To School Puns

It’s go time! Let’s take advantage of every wonderful minute we have here!

Carpe diem! I’m ready to seize the day and make it the best one possible.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve imagined.

The college dream: having more than three cents in your bank account.

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

You master something consistently on the off chance that you focus

“School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside.”

“If you think your teachers are tough, wait ‘til you get a boss.”

“There’s more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.”

“Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.”

My kids are back in school. Give me a day to process my devastation.

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

I’ll be ready to quit by the time lunch rolls around- who is with me?

Hello teachers! It’s me again!

Back-to-school? More like back-to-prison, am I right?

What time is lunch again?

Never underestimate your ability to succeed.

I can’t wait to see what the year brings for me!

Don’t worry, summer vacation is only 9 months away!