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Breakup Captions For Instagram
I’m glad I tried. No regrets whatsoever!
Losing me is your loss.
Self-date is the best date.
Stop filling the spaces in between with distractions, and the right energy will flow in.
Wrong person
Some people are willing to betray years of friendship just to get a little bit of the spotlight.
Blame and betrayal are the emotional enemies of improvement.
The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain, one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
“It’s better to be single with a standard than losing yourself for approval.”
“Don’t let someone who isn’t worth your love make you forget how much you are worth.”
“Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it.”
“A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s just His way of letting you realize that He saved you from the wrong one.”
“Some things break your heart but fix your vision.”
“Starting today, I need to forget what’s gone. Appreciate what still remains and look forward to what’s coming next.”
“Pain makes you stronger, fear makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser.”
Betrayal doesn’t only break your heart but also darkens your soul. You’ll never forget the pain like a fog that forever lingers in the depths of your mind.
Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.
“Don’t be afraid to start over. It’s a brand new opportunity to rebuild what you truly want.”
“Inhale the future, exhale the past.”
You don’t walk out of a breakup empty-handed. Every breakup teaches a lesson. Find yours.”
“Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it.”
“I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.”
“Don’t let someone who isn’t worth your love make you forget how much you are worth.”
“You fell in love with a storm. Did you really think you would get out unscathed?”
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
“The woman who does not require validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet.”
We broke up for religious reasons. He believed he was God, but I did not.
I’m so upset without you that it’s almost like you’re here.
Since the day we met, I’ve wanted to say goodbye.
To be honest, dear, I couldn’t care less.
When your ex gives you lemons, squeeze them into their eyes.
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone is important to me.
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Believe me, I’m better than I’ve ever been and much better than you’ve ever been.
“Pain makes you stronger, fear makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser.”
“Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.”
“Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together”
It wasn’t your fault. It was mine, for believing every word you said.
Be careful who you tell your feelings to because some people are waiting for the opportunity to use them against you.
I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know I wouldn’t do it if I had the chance.
What is more powerful than the human heart, which breaks and lives again and again?
It was harder than I expected. Breakups are never easy in the end.
When you dream with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
I’m only taking bittersweet memories with me. So, farewell.
It’s hard to sleep when your heart and mind are at odds.
Who knew how bittersweet a breakup would taste?
And I was speechless
someday I hope you hate yourself for it.
The pain only made me stronger.
“Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.”
“I cannot play myself again/I should just be my own best friend”
“Three: Don’t be his friend/You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin’/And if you’re under him, you ain’t gettin’ over him”
“A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.”
“It’s better to be single with a standard than losing yourself for approval.”
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
“The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”
“Definition of Ex: Thanks for the Ex-perience. Our time has Ex-pired. Now, Ex-it my life.”
“If someone can walk away from you, let them walk.”
“Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path.
“Falling for you was my mistake.”
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Your time is way too valuable to be wasted on people that can’t accept who you are, and who don’t give you the time back you deserve.
Our hearts are not in the same place, so teach me how to break up with you with grace.
To walk away from someone you love is hard.
You get hurt because you care and you care because you’re in love. You know it’s love when it wrecked you but you know you’re the only one in love when he/she intentionally wrecked you. Because when you’re in love with someone, there’s no way you do something that you know will break him/her.
Life with painful paths.
I need you to cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.”
“It’s over. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.”
“I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye.”
“I may have cried when you left me, but I definitely laughed when I saw who you left me for.”
“It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve finally realized you’re bad for me.”
Yes, I’m happy, but you’re not the reason.
Today it feels like I just woke up from months of sleeping.
Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.
When your past calls, don’t answer.
It’s okay to not be okay.
“Do you know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.”
No one to blame but myself
It was harder than I thought, but breakups are never easy after all I guess.
“I won’t play the sap for you.”
“Are you an anchor? Because you’ve done nothing but weigh me down.”
I’m in pain🖤
I think you broke my heart again 💔
The biggest distance between the two persons is “misunderstanding”.
Because sometimes you just can’t tell the truth
Everything in your life happens for a reason. The things which hurt you the most, Make you more strong
Never beg someone to stay.
People love and they leave, you just never know when. it will be okay soon. you won’t need them anymore.
I shall rise again wiser, fitter and learn better and stronger than I’ve ever been and I’ll show you things that you’ve never seen
Our relationship is over, but there were more smiles than tears. So it was worth it.
Stop waiting for Friday, for summer, for someone to fall in love with you, for life.
Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make the most of the moment you are in now.
One moment you feel like the most loved person and the next you’re trash 🥀
Bright future ahead.
Toxic Breakup Captions
You dropped a diamond. Good luck with your rock collection.
It was harder than I thought, but breakups are never easy after all I guess.
Realized I’ll probs never find a love like the one I have for pizza and am cool with that.
You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Baby, we need to talk. I’ve been thinking a lot about us, and it’s just not working.
I love you so much and it so sad to hear that you are going to leave me.
Move On!
“Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?”
It’s so difficult 💔
Our relationship was always about “Give and Take” until you stopped giving but never stopped taking. Goodbye.
I Hate When We Fight😞
“Does it ever get lonely, thinking you could live without me?”
“Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.”
I can breathe for the first time since you are gone.
Love is a lie.
I’m in love. I’m having a relationship with my pizza.
Treat me like a game, and I’ll show you how to play it.
“Thank you, next.”
“My ex asked me, ‘Where you movin’?’ I said, ‘On to better things.'”
“We are never ever, ever getting back together.”
My darling, how is it that you look into the mirror and lose your reflection 💔
“You made my heart break and that made me who I am.”
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
Glowing and happier than ever before.
Lesson learned.
When things don’t work out, I know that something better is waiting for me.
Break up with your girlfriend, ‘cause I’m bored.
Single ( ), Taken ( ), Too Busy Enjoying Life (✓)
“The hardest thing I’ll ever do is walk away still loving you.”
“Six letters, two words, easy to say, hard to explain, harder to do: Move on.”
“Please don’t be fooled by Adele. You’ll never find someone like me.”
I have now come to the realization, I deserve more than you.
I am trying to kill you inside of me, so I can live.
Why can’t you feel the same towards me?
Let the waves crash and the sun is set and the boy leave
My heart only breaks for you
It’s so difficult 💔
Be free.
I Hate When We Fight😞
Break up💔
Is this what love means? 🥀
Just because Someone gave up on you, doesn’t mean someone won’t recognize your worth.
Start loving yourself before you want someone to love you. Take care of yourself before you want to be taken care of ❤
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Sometimes it’s better to stay silent and let the universe answer all those questions and allegations which the world puts on you.
No one to blame but myself
“If they are stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let them go.”
“One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.”
“I hope you step on a Lego.”
If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were.
Sometimes, things fall apart to make room for better things to come together.
I know my place and it ain’t with you.
I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.
Your time is way too valuable to be wasted on people that can’t accept who you are, and who don’t give you the time back you deserve.
Just wanna move on.
What is stronger than the human heart, which shatters over and over and still lives.
“Only time can heal his heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”
but I mean it’s whatever
could’ve had a bad b…
don’t text
gtg see you never
happily ever never
how it’s gotta be
I know my place and it ain’t with you
if anyone asks, we’re just friends
it’s not me, it’s you
it’s unfortunate you couldn’t keep me
just another name on the hit list
just did my spring cleaning
livin’ for me
long gone
middle fingers up, tell that boy bye
miss independent
missin’ out
my win, your loss
nice knowing you
no looking back
no more distractions
no other like me
not a loss if it wasn’t worth keeping
she could never
shifting my focus
things I don’t chase: men and liquor
tried to buy my heart, but the price was too high
unfazed
ur loss
wait…who?
what’s it like without me by your side?
you do you. I’ll do better
you glow different when you put yourself first
#overit
“I like my relationships like I like my eggs — over easy.”
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“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
“If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
someday I hope you hate yourself for it.
wrong person 💔
Heartbreak 💔
It was harder than I thought, but breakups are never easy after all I guess.
Can you make peace with your past? Does it haunt you?
I really want to talk to someone 😞😢
I just wanna be loved
I wonder if he knows how much I miss him.
Love is a lie
You will search for me in another person. I promise!
Get up and get busy! Woke up feeling great today. I got this! You got this! Let’s do this!!
Think about it. Think about where you were, who you were with. All different now!!!
Once broken, impossible to gain back💔
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he is finally someone else’s problem.”
“We need to take our relationship to the previous level.”
“Our relationship is like my financial status:
“You’ve never really had your heart broken until you have to block and delete everything after a breakup.”
“Love is unconditional. Relationships are not.”
“The hottest love has the coldest end.”
“We must be willing to let go of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.”
“If you really want closure… at some point, you have to shut the door.”
“Sometimes, your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.”
“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.”
“What do you do when the person who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it?”
“Sharp is the arrows of a broken heart.”
BRB, letting all the negative energy float away.
It’s a glass-half-full kind of a day.
Laugh louder than the negative thoughts in your head.
I’m protecting my light with all I’ve got.
Letting the sun dry my tears and light up my biggest dreams.
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As good as it gets.
gtg see you never.
Adjusting just fine!
But I mean it’s whatever
Bouncing back.
Happily ever never.
Don’t text!
If anyone asks, we’re just friends.
Just did my spring cleaning.
Unfortunately, you couldn’t keep me.
Long gone.
Livin’ for me.
It’s not me, it’s you.
Just another name on the hit list.
I know my place and it ain’t with you.
Miss independent!
Could’ve had a bad b…
And she’s back!
The boy thought he broke me.
For every person that makes you sad, more people love you so much.
Leaning into the little things that bring me joy.
Everything in your life happens for a reason. The things which hurt you the most, Make you strong.
Can you make peace with your past? Does it haunt you?
Sometimes when we lose our way, we find ourselves.
Single ( ), Taken ( ), Too Busy Enjoying Life (✓).
It’s not you, it’s me. I’m too good for you.
We are never, ever getting back together.
My heart only breaks for you
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
People love and they leave, you just never know when. it will be okay soon. you won’t need them anymore.
No more stress, I’m a free soul.
I’ve moved on, so don’t stalk me.
Karma will take it from here.
No relationship = No problems.