83+ Funny Cocktail Captions (Copy Paste)

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Cocktail Captions For Instagram

Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

Democratic party, the Republican party, Cocktail party

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer!

My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst

Strong women need strong drinks

I prefer my Cocktail the old style.

My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.

I always make time for cocktails.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.

Everything happens for a reisling.

Drink happy thoughts.

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

Girls just wanna have cocktails

Hit me with your best shot

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

A party without champagne is just a meeting.

Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.

Thank you for the bottom of my glass.

An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease.

It’s wine o clock

I don’t do happy hour, I do happy hours

“Why limit happy to an hour?”

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail.

I’m in need of liquid therapy.

Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.

 

Classy Cocktail Captions

I always make time for cocktails.

Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

Cocktails are always a good idea.

Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.

Girls just wanna have cocktails

Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.

Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.

I have mixed drinks about feelings

It’s a cocktail o’clock.

Cocktail thoughts.

Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.

Cocktails always gets high on girls.

Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.

Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

I have mixed drinks about feelings

Live every hour like it’s happy hour!

Only count the happy hours.

One solution to all problems “Alcohol”.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

The best way to thank for a lovely moment is to enjoy it fully.

The important thing is that I’m having fun.

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”

A drink a day keeps reality at bay

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.

No working during drinking hours

I’m in need of liquid therapy

I have mixed drinks about feelings

My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.

Finish your day sparkling.

As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

Happy hour is the best hour

I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.

 

Drinks Captions For Instagram

Happy hour o’clock.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Bring me the best cocktail in the town. #bestcocktail

I am crazy than you at the party.

May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

Call me old fashioned

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.

Drink responsibly – Don’t spill any.

Don’t cry over spilt milk… it could’ve been a cocktail.

ALEXA, pour me a cocktail.

Yes, size matters! No one wants a small cocktail!

If life gives you limes, make margarita.

I need different types of the cocktail.

The more I think about u the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.

I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.

Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.

We go together like Fridays and happy hour.

Fresh for your enjoyment

Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.

Long Live Happy Hour!

A party without champagne is just a meeting.

If life gives you limes, make margarita.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.

No working during drinking hours

When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail. #lemoncocktail

It’s time to bring the mojito. #mojitococktail

Make your own devil blend of spirits. #blendedcocktail

There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve. #carefreecocktail

Have a cocktail and get upon the dance floor. #cocktaildance

You can never resist the charm of a cocktail. #cocktailcharm

Let the fire shot run through your veins. #fireshotcocktail

Drink triple, see double, act single

 

Cocktail Captions For Restaurant

Live every hour like it’s happy hour.

Why limit happy to an hour?

Great love affairs start with a cocktail

Bring me the best cocktail in the town.

You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.

There’s always time for cocktails.

Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.

I need therapy, cocktail therapy.

Great love affairs start with a cocktail

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.

Whiskey me away.

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES

You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail.

I like fruits better when they r mixed up in my glass of cocktail. #fruitjuicecocktail

Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES . #cocktailparty

Confused about your feelings? , Have a blend shot to clear it out. #blendshotcocktail

Drenched in rain?, Have a Hurricane. #hurricanecocktail

Start your day with tequila Sunrise. #sunrisecocktail

Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour. #cocktailhour

When life screw u up get yourself a screwdriver. #screwdrivercocktail

2 best thing about Russia?, It’s vodka and Moscow mule. #mosckowmulecocktail

I prefer Tom Collins over Tom cruise. #Tomcollinscocktail

At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there.

I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.

There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.

I’m in need of liquid therapy.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.

Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

Great love affairs start with a cocktail

Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

 

Drink Captions

Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.

Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.

You don’t need a recipe for your cocktail, just blend every spirit out there and the best cocktail is already ready.

I need different types of the cocktail.

Great love affairs start with a cocktail

First drink, then let’s think about it.

Drink cocktails as much as you can.

See on the next side of the cocktail wave. #cocktailwave

I wish I could wake up with a glass of cocktail #morningcocktail

When the cocktail calls u, never ever say no to it. #cocktailcall

Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it. #girlslovecocktail

A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class. #cosmopilitancocktail

U want to be healthy while drinking?, Then grab a sangria. #sangriacocktail

 No working during drinking hours.

 Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.

Save water, drink cocktails

I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.

Save water. Drink alcohol.

There’s always time for cocktails

 

Funny Cocktail Captions

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Move over, coffee. Today is a day for champagne.

I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.

I always make time for cocktails.

But first, cocktails.

A party without cocktails is just a meeting.

Happy hour vibes.

“No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.”

“There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.”

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.”

Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

“She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.”

“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.”

“It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.”

Cocktails are always a good idea.

Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.

Drink cocktails as much as you can.

Save water and drink cocktails.

B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat

Great love affairs start with a cocktail

Finish your day sparkling.

Drinks well with others.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

Why limit happy to an hour?

Sip, sip hooray!

 

Cocktail Puns

“It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”

Live every hour like it’s happy hour.

Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

“I work until beer o’clock.”

Friends don’t let friends wine alone.

Thank you for the bottom of my glass.

Happy hour is the best hour

“Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.”

Happiest of hours.

I always make time for cocktails.

There is always time for cocktails.

Today’s weather is 99% of cocktails.

Take a pitcher, it will last longer.

Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.

I just love to drink cocktails

No working during drinking hours

I have mixed drinks about feelings

It’s my favorite time of day.

Why limit happy to an hour?

Happy hour o’clock.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.

Beers too many are more to cheers.

Food is always a good idea

There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.

She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.

Hit me with your best shot

Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

You are the piña to my colada.

The cocktail is way much cheaper than therapy.

Wine stains on my glass mean I went to a virtual wine tasting.

You can never resist the charm of a cocktail. #cocktailcharm

Dope days, chill night, good company, and mellow vibes.

No working during drinking hours

Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock.

Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic

Inner soul of every girl out there Demands a glass of bloody Mary.

As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…

Kids drink beer, real men go for pitchers.

Be happy for this moment.

Girls just want cocktails.

 

Short Cocktail Quotes

Hit me with your best shot.

Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock.

Time flies when you are having a cocktail.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

It’s a cocktail o clock.

Want to know what rhythms with Friday? Wine at the bar.

The cocktail is way much cheaper than therapy.

Be tall like pineapple, wear a crown-like pineapple, and be sweet from inside like pineapple.

Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

Being an alcoholic is better than being a feelingless person.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we can’t feel pain and hurts that much.

To endure the operation of life, take alcohol as anesthesia.

Grateful for this place

Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes.

I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.

Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy.

Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.

Some call it self-confidence – I call it cocktails.

There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.

The best cocktails are the ones we drink with friends.

Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.

Long Live Happy Hour!

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.

Enjoy a taste of heaven.

Behind every great night is a cocktail.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

I am in a good place right now; I am at the beach.

Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

Alcohol is the liquid version of photo shop

Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.

It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!

 

Summer Cocktail Captions

Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

Let the evening be gin

We go together like Fridays and happy hour.

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.

Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.

Bring on the bubbly

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

A party without champagne is just a meeting.

Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst

It’s a cocktail o clock.

An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease.

I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.

o-fish-ally in love

I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure.

I prefer Tom Collins over Tom cruise.

It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

No working during drinking hours.

Stay calm and drink a cocktail.

Drinks well with others.

Make yourself special by drinking well and more than others.

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

Cocktail thoughts.

Great love affairs start with a cocktail.

If you want to start your love story in an amazing way, start it with a cocktail.

I wish you were cocktails so I would love to have you every day.

I can smell the fresh rose.

Find me at the counter of cocktails in bars.

Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!

Step aside coffee. This is a job for cocktails.

A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.

Drink happy thoughts.

She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.