Pregnancy Announcement Captions
“Miracles come in pairs.”
You, me, and finally… THREE!
Happiness is on the way.
I am not fat, I am pregnant.
Our family is expanding by two feet.
Our baby is yet to come… (due date).
Love this bump and all those wiggles.
The wait was worth it.
Carrying precious cargo.
“Our family is expanding by two feet.”
“Sometimes you pray for a miracle, and God gives you two.
“There’s a new vibe coming to our tribe.”
Nauseous… tired… sore… emotional… WORTH IT.
Facebook Pregnancy Announcement Captions
Trading sleep-filled nights for a baby to hold tight!
Enjoying the wiggles, looking forward to the giggles.
“The butterflies you used to give me turned into little feet.”
“Twice the blessing, twice the fun—two miracles instead of one.”
“We are already bonded even if we have not met. Yes, I am expecting”.
“We are expecting the baby to arrive any time soon, everything is in place.”
“We stopped trying to get pregnant because our efforts are now successful!”
Flowers aren’t the only thing growing this spring, and so is our family!
“Every superhero needs a sidekick!” or “I grow humans. What’s your superpower?”
“Happily pregnant! Wait until (due date), we will tell whether it’s a boy or girl.”
“Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. I’m enjoying the ride.”
“I feel so good, I feel like flying as our family is growing. This little one will be here soon.”
“Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.”
“The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance of not drinking for nine months.”
“Naptime is the new happy hour.”
My superhero is on the way.
I am blessed to carry this baby.
Player 3 has entered the game.
Our child is kicking on my belly.
Don’t judge me. I’m eating for two!
Pregnancy Announcement Captions Funny
“All because two people fell in love.”
“Plus one. Our family is getting a little bigger.”
“Sleeping soundly in mother’s womb until I am ready to bloom.”
Now you can’t asking me for a child because now I am pregnant.
“The bump made me eat it.”
Our little sweet child makes us a family of three.
My today’s good news is I am going to be a mom.
This new year, a new adventure is about to begin.
We are ready to welcome our little baby (due date).
“A bubble of joy is coming soon…in nine months’ time.”
“It is a journey from bump to a baby.”
“We are going to need a bigger boat.”
“Pink or Blue! We simply can’t say. We’re so excited about our delivery day.”
Don’t mind me, just gearing up to birth my bestie! Baby girl arriving later this year.
Stocking up on bows, glitter, and pink!
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Baking my mini-me and making my dreams come true.
Welcoming the only girl allowed to steal my honey’s heart.
Come (insert due date), hearts will be full, wallets will be empty.
“A new baby is such a wonderful way to bring more people.”
“The more the merrier”.
“Our greatest adventure begins on [due date]”.
“Hold on to your stockings! We’ve got big news.”
“Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant. #pregnant.”
Sweet baby girl… now that we have you, we have everything.
Her first breath has taken ours away.
Such a big miracle in such a tiny girl.
Baby girl, we thought we had everything — until we had you.
For all the things my hands have held, baby girl, the best is you.
Sweet girl, I don’t know who you will be, but you will be my everything.
Fall is in the air and we have news to share
Get ready to “fall” in love with baby (Insert Last Name)
Leaves are changing and so is my bump!
A little pumpkin is on the way!
We’re adding a little pumpkin to our patch!
Not smuggling a pumpkin this Autumn!
“We’re going to be three peas in a pod.”
“Happiness is carrying a whole world inside you.”
Social Media Pregnancy Announcement Wording
“Look who decided to show up.”
“An adventure is about to begin.”
The best is yet to come… (your due date)
And then there were three… (your due date)
Our family will be growing by two feet!
Our newest alarm clock wears pink pajamas.
Send the credit card offers! New baby girl in the house!
“The butterflies he used to give me turned into tiny feet.”
And soon the world shall know… (with an ultrasound picture).
In [month}, our family will hear the pitter-patter of little feet.
“We are going to be parents. Parents! It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?!”
“There’s nothing like a brand new pair of genes. That’s right, we are expecting.”
We rest while we can, the time will come where we will be missing a lot of sleep.
A grand adventure is about to begin… in (birth month and year) –Inspired by Winnie the Pooh
We are tired, bleary, and worn down, but so excited to announce our newest baby girl!
She gets her attitude from all of the women she is related to.
In the sundaes of life, baby girls are the chocolate syrup.
There’s a bun in the oven…
I want to announce that this is not a pure FAT… It’s a baby!
The essence of a woman is to give birth and have a child.
I already bonded with this sweet soul that I haven’t met yet
Bump it up! We’re expecting!
The backseat just got a little more sweet
The day we waited for is finally here.
Every superhero needs a sidekick. (for families with sons).
“I won’t be drinking, smoking, or eating meat for several months now.”
Summer Pregnancy Announcement Captions
“It is the small moments that make life big.”
“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
“ I am growing a person inside me, what are you doing?”
“From ‘You and I’, we will soon be saying ‘We three’.”
“The best things come in threes.”
“Love this bump and all those wiggles.”
“Twice the love, twice the joy.”
Room in our hearts to love another. Baby on the way!
Welcoming a new roommate (due date here).
Looking forward to a new tax deduction in (year)!
Love makes the belly go round.
I cough, therefore I pee.
We’ve been naughty!
We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.
Looks like Netflix and Chill went a little bit too far.
Mommy-to-be and a family of three. Can’t wait for baby!
We’re the three best friends that anyone could have. (Line from the movie The Hangover)
We’ve decided that we no longer want to sleep, have time to ourselves or have a clean house.
Our secret is in the sauce (with a picture of a jar of Prego spaghetti sauce).
Welcome a new (sibling) to our family!
Here we grow again!
Our newest addition has arrived!
Oops, we did it again!
The sequel is here!
Our home has grown by two feet!
There’s a new (boy/girl) in town!
Look who decided to show up!
Look what the stork dropped.
“ I am in love with a human I have not yet met.”
“I always wondered what it would be like to be pregnant. Now I know!”
Unexpected Pregnancy Announcement Captions
Daddy is getting his very own assistant.
Waiting on my dream man.
Move over, hubby, a new guy is coming to town!
Can’t wait to meet our little man! Baby boy (last name) due (due date).
Baking the sweetest of buns. Ecstatic to announce we are expecting a son!
“ You guys look pretty good for being grandparents.”
“ And soon the world shall know….( with a picture of the ultrasound).”
“Have you heard the buzz? Our little honey will be arriving soon.”
“Where’s the food? I’m eating for two now.”
“Room in our hearts to love another. Baby on the way!”
“Our newest addition has arrived!”
“Love makes the belly go round.”
Guard dog duty starts (insert due date).
NOT what I had in mind when I asked for a new toy.
I “woof” you already, baby.
Once upon a time, a little princess was born. Meet (baby name).
Mom and dad are getting us a pet human, and we cannot wait!
Announcing our darling daughter, (baby name).
It’s a sweet little baby girl!
We’re tickled pink over the arrival of (baby name).
Introducing (baby name), the new queen of the cutie pies.
“Ten little fingers, ten perfect toes, fill our hearts with love that overflows.”
“Always use protection, unless you want a baby!”
“Next year we are excited to enjoy our best tax deduction yet!.”
“We’re adding a new little pumpkin to our patch in (birth month and year).
“One of us is eating for two, while the other is drinking for two.”
She’s sugar. She’s spice. She’s everything nice. Meet (baby name).
Not sure about sharing my human’s attention. Snuggle stealer arriving (insert due date).
“Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”
Love this bump and all those wiggles.
God knew my heart needed you.
Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag. #preggo
First Pregnancy Announcement Captions
Dreams do come true!
Can’t wait to meet our Sweet Baby.
A grand adventure is about to begin.
Happiness is on the way.
Love this bump and all these wiggles.
Twice the love, twice the joy.
Mom and Dad are getting us a human!
“Bun in the oven, burgers on the grill.”
“How did this happen?”
“ Not fat just….PREGNANT.”
“This one is pretty much the summer motto for us all…
“Pregnancy is the happiest reason for feeling like crap.”
“One sip of water has turned into three bathroom trips.”
“We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”
“We love big bumps and we cannot lie.”
“Not a waddle, just pregnancy swag.”
“Santa’s getting a new helper.”
“ I am now always hungry, tired or both.”
“Love makes the belly go round.”
“Officially outnumbered.”
Welcome to the world, (baby name)!
Meet the new love of our lives, (baby name).
Dreams do come true!
Hello, my name is (baby name).
“We’re going to need a bigger boat.”
“Best oops ever.”
“We’ve been naughty!”
“Nothing beats feeling your kicks.”
Pregnancy Announcement Puns
It’s official! (baby name) arrived on (birthdate).
“We’ve been busy as a bee, and now there are three.”
To be clear, NOT holiday weight. Baby (last name) arriving (due date).
Sorry if we have been MIA. Been busy growing a human being.
The wait is finally over! We’re thrilled to welcome (baby name).
Hello, world! Introducing our bundle of joy (baby name).
On (birth date), we were blessed with the arrival of (baby name).
“Pretty soon we’ll need a minivan. We’re adding another to our clan.”
There is only one good reason to put up with feeling this bad. We’re preggo!
Goodbye feet… hellllllo baby! (Insert due date here).
Oops, we did it again! (Ode to popstar Britney Spear’s hit song).
The only test I ever looked forward to! (Pair with a picture of a positive pregnancy test).
“I am happy, healthy…and pregnant!”
“This new year, a new adventure is about to begin.”
“Something’s brewing for (due date).”
“Double trouble coming (due date).”
“We made a wish—and two came true.”
Our great adventure begins
We’ve been keeping a lil secret
More than a food baby
Not the flu, Baby #2 Due (your due date here)
We’re getting a roommate
Best mother’s day gift ever
Someone new joins the crew
Expecting someone new
Coffee isn’t the only thing brewing
Short Pregnancy Announcement Captions
You can stop asking now
Coming soon
Worth the wait
Heaven sent
Plot twist
Well played quarantine
Made in quarantine
Quarantine wasn’t so boring
Made in california
Couldn’t stay six feet apart
Here we grow again
“surprise” doesn’t begin to cover it
We can’t wait to meet you
Look what the stork dropped
Micro brew
Best news ever
Tiny human in progress
C is for curve ball
Made with love
You’re kicking me smalls
The best is yet to come
First came love, then me
Sidekick coming soon
Happy, healthy, and pregnant!
The more the merrier
Look who decided to show up
Naptime is the new happy hour
Just haven’t met you yet
Best surprise ever
Happiness is coming
Nauseous, exhausted, overjoyed.
Dreams do come true
Bundle of joy on the way
Here we grow!