100 Funny Instagram Notes for Boys & Girls (Copy Paste)

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Funny Instagram Notes for Boys and Girls

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚ “When life gives you lemons, just add vodka!” ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿธ
  2. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” ๐Ÿ˜ดโšก
  3. ๐Ÿ• “In a committed relationship with pizza.” ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ
  4. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ “I don’t sweat, I sparkle!” ๐Ÿ’ฆโœจ
  5. ๐Ÿฅณ “Party like a pineapple!” ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ‰
  6. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ “If you can’t find me, I’m probably avoiding adulting.” ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿข
  7. ๐Ÿถ “The dog made me do it!” ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜œ
  8. ๐Ÿ” “Happiness is a burger in each hand.” ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”
  9. ๐Ÿ˜Ž “Confidence level: Kanye West” ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
  10. ๐Ÿ™ƒ “Trying to see the world from a different angle.” ๐ŸŒโ†•๏ธ
  11. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ “Namaste in bed all day.” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ
  12. ๐Ÿฉ “Donut kill my vibe!” ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  13. ๐Ÿคช “They say I’m crazy, but I’m just living my truth.” ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŒŸ
  14. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco ’bout a delicious day!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  15. ๐Ÿฟ “Netflix and no chill” ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿšซโค๏ธ
  16. ๐Ÿฅด “When life gives you lemons, just add tequila.” ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿน
  17. ๐Ÿš€ “Blast off to a fabulous day!” ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿš€
  18. ๐Ÿฃ “Hatching some wild ideas today.” ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’ก
  19. ๐ŸŒต “Trying to be a little less prickly today.” ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ˜Š
  20. ๐Ÿ˜… “I’m not clumsy, I’m just dance-challenged.” ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
  21. ๐Ÿฆ “Eating ice cream like there’s no tomorrow.” ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ
  22. ๐Ÿ™Œ “High-fiving myself for making it through the day.” ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚
  23. ๐ŸŒŠ “Just a fish out of water, trying to adult.” ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  24. ๐Ÿง “Cupcakes are just muffins who believed in miracles.” ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ
  25. ๐Ÿค“ “Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one knows how.” ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
  26. ๐Ÿข “Taking life one step at a time, just like a turtle.” ๐Ÿข๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  27. ๐ŸŽˆ “Life is short, buy the shoes.” ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
  28. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ “Sorry, I can’t adult today. There’s a tornado of laziness inside me.” ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿก
  29. ๐ŸŸ “French fries are the answer, no matter what the question is.” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ญ
  30. ๐Ÿค” “If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber.” ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ˜„
  31. ๐Ÿท “Wine not? It’s five o’clock somewhere.” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ•”
  32. ๐Ÿฅด “I may be a hot mess, but I’m a fun hot mess!” ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคช
  33. ๐Ÿ‰ “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a watermelon.” ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ˜‰
  34. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ช
  35. ๐Ÿคฃ “Laughing at my own jokes because someone has to.” ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚
  36. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco ’bout a fiesta!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  37. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” ๐Ÿ˜ดโšก
  38. ๐Ÿฅณ “Life is short, buy the shoes.” ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
  39. ๐ŸŸ “French fries are the answer, no matter what the question is.” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ญ
  40. ๐Ÿง “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.” ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ
  41. ๐ŸŒญ “I’m on a roll! A sushi roll!” ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿคช
  42. ๐Ÿ” “Today’s goal: Be burger than I was yesterday.” ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
  43. ๐Ÿถ “Living life, one belly rub at a time.” ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
  44. ๐Ÿค“ “I speak fluent sarcasm.” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
  45. ๐Ÿฅด “Life is short, eat the cake first!” ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ
  46. ๐Ÿ• “I’m in a committed relationship with pizza.” ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ
  47. ๐Ÿ˜ “Smiles are contagious, be a carrier!” ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ท
  48. ๐ŸŽ‰ “A party without cake is just a meeting.” ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ
  49. ๐Ÿฃ “Born to be wild (but only until 9 p.m.)” ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•˜
  50. ๐Ÿคฏ “My brain has too many tabs open.” ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ“‚

 

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  1. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco ’bout a good time!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  2. ๐Ÿ˜… “My bed and I have a special relationshipโ€”we’re perfect for each other, but we still argue.” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. ๐ŸŽˆ “Counting the days until my next nap.” ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ“†
  4. ๐Ÿฅž “Pancakes are just a waffle’s square cousin.” ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿง‡
  5. ๐Ÿฟ “Life is unpoppable fun!” ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ‰
  6. ๐Ÿฑ “Cats are my spirit animalsโ€”sleepy and always judging.” ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ผ
  7. ๐ŸŒŠ “Seas the day!” ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ
  8. ๐ŸŽถ “Dance like no one is watching, but everyone is secretly recording.” ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  9. ๐Ÿฆ “Ice cream is the solution to every problem.” ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‹
  10. ๐Ÿ˜‚ “My life is a series of awkward moments and typos.” ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
  11. ๐Ÿง “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.” ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ
  12. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco Tuesday is my favorite day of the week!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  13. ๐ŸŒต “Surviving like a cactusโ€”thorny, but cute.” ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒŸ
  14. ๐Ÿฅด “Warning: I may contain traces of sarcasm.” ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”
  15. ๐ŸŒญ “I’m on a roll! A sushi roll!” ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿคช
  16. ๐ŸŸ “French fries are the answer, no matter what the question is.” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ญ
  17. ๐Ÿค” “If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber.” ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ˜„
  18. ๐Ÿท “Wine not? It’s five o’clock somewhere.” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ•”
  19. ๐Ÿฅด “I may be a hot mess, but I’m a fun hot mess!” ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคช
  20. ๐Ÿ‰ “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a watermelon.” ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ˜‰
  21. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ช
  22. ๐Ÿคฃ “Laughing at my own jokes because someone has to.” ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚
  23. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco ’bout a fiesta!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  24. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” ๐Ÿ˜ดโšก
  25. ๐Ÿฅณ “Life is short, buy the shoes.” ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
  26. ๐ŸŸ “French fries are the answer, no matter what the question is.” ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ญ
  27. ๐Ÿง “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.” ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ
  28. ๐ŸŒญ “I’m on a roll! A sushi roll!” ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿคช
  29. ๐Ÿ” “Today’s goal: Be burger than I was yesterday.” ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
  30. ๐Ÿถ “Living life, one belly rub at a time.” ๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
  31. ๐Ÿค“ “I speak fluent sarcasm.” ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
  32. ๐Ÿฅด “Life is short, eat the cake first!” ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ
  33. ๐Ÿ• “I’m in a committed relationship with pizza.” ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ
  34. ๐Ÿ˜ “Smiles are contagious, be a carrier!” ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ท
  35. ๐ŸŽ‰ “A party without cake is just a meeting.” ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ
  36. ๐Ÿฃ “Born to be wild (but only until 9 p.m.)” ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•˜
  37. ๐Ÿคฏ “My brain has too many tabs open.” ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ“‚
  38. ๐ŸŽˆ “Counting the days until my next nap.” ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ“†
  39. ๐Ÿฅž “Pancakes are just a waffle’s square cousin.” ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿง‡
  40. ๐Ÿฟ “Life is unpoppable fun!” ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ‰
  41. ๐Ÿฑ “Cats are my spirit animalsโ€”sleepy and always judging.” ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜ผ
  42. ๐ŸŒŠ “Seas the day!” ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ
  43. ๐ŸŽถ “Dance like no one is watching, but everyone is secretly recording.” ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“ฑ
  44. ๐Ÿฆ “Ice cream is the solution to every problem.” ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‹
  45. ๐Ÿ˜‚ “My life is a series of awkward moments and typos.” ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
  46. ๐Ÿง “Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.” ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ซ
  47. ๐ŸŒฎ “Taco Tuesday is my favorite day of the week!” ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŽ‰
  48. ๐ŸŒต “Surviving like a cactusโ€”thorny, but cute.” ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒŸ
  49. ๐Ÿฅด “Warning: I may contain traces of sarcasm.” ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”
  50. ๐ŸŒญ “I’m on a roll! A sushi roll!” ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿคช

 

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