88+ Funny Shark Captions and Shark Quotes

Shark Captions

“I love Shark Week.”

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

“It’s the most wonderful week of the year.”

“Don’t bother me, it’s Shark Week.”

All sharks were born swimming.

Journalists are like sharks.

Sharks are naturally peaceful.

A shark can smell blood.

Short Takes on Sharks

“I love Shark Week.”

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

Sharks are intelligent creatures.

Sharks aren’t the monsters we make them out to be.

“It’s the most wonderful week of the year.”

“I almost don’t trust you if you don’t like Shark Week.”

“Don’t bother me, it’s Shark Week.”

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you hurt them.

“Always you have to train yourself to swim with sharks.”

“I’m finvested in Shark Week.”


Baby Shark Captions

Save a boat. Ride a shark. It’s more eco-friendly.

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet’s sharks combined.

Passion, for me, is like a shark – it never stops moving.

“I almost don’t trust you if you don’t like Shark Week.”

I’m like a shark. I can’t keep still. Some call me a workaholic.

Humans are a much greater threat to sharks than sharks are to humans.

The studios will go wherever they smell money. It’s like sharks to the blood.

“I’ve never been bitten by a shark, though God knows I had to poke a lot of them in the nose.”

Sharks are being driven to extinction because people want to eat their fins and their flesh

But as they say about sharks, it’s not the ones you see that you have to worry about. It’s the ones you don’t see.

Don’t be afraid of a little shark bite—this refreshing, hydrating mist is just what you need to get a boost of energy.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

“This tastes a little funny…”

You’re skating on fin ice, pal…

What do you call a shark in a bad mood?

There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you.

Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?

Don’t de-bait me. You won’t win this bite.

“Don’t let anxiety hold you back.”

Why did the shark get sent to jail?

He was involved with some fishy business.

What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?

A jellyfish filled donut.

Come to the shark side…

Stay jaws-itive.

Why did the shark cross the reef?

“Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward?”


Shark Week Captions

Sharks are intelligent creatures.

Sharks don’t target human beings, and they certainly don’t hold grudges.

I’ve swum with great white sharks.

I’ve seen sharks in the ocean. It hasn’t made me get out of the ocean, that’s for sure.

Live every week like it’s shark week.

“People don’t need to be scared. I tickle sharks. I do, when they swim by.”

“Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.”

“You don’t have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you’re with.”

“All sharks were born swimming.”

“In the end, my love for surfing helped me overcome my fear of sharks.”

How do you throw a shark out of a bar? You cast it out.

What did the shark say to his wife during a fight? You’re just being jaw

Save a boat. Ride a shark. It’s more eco-friendly.

Him: I think you bite too much. Her: Don’t get snappy with me.

How do sharks greet the day? With the saying “time to rise and tide.”

How does a shark announce dinner’s ready? “Hot off the gill!”

What did the shark say to the surfer? Come on in, the water’s fine!

“By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You’ve just got to keep moving. You can’t stop.”

“I have a ridiculous fear of sharks but I’d jump in the water in a second for an amazing role.

“Were the diver to think on the jaws of the shark, he would never lay hands on the precious pearl.

“There are no true friends in politics. We are all sharks circling, and waiting, for traces of blood to appear in the water.

“Sharks don’t target human beings, and they certainly don’t hold grudges.

You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.

I am a shark because I swim in the ocean.”

“You have to be a little bit crazy to do great things.”

“Sharks aren’t as tough as they look. They have a lot of vulnerable spots.”

“”Sharks aren’t as bad as they seem. They’re just misunderstood.”

“In order to make your dreams come true, you have to wake up”

“Sharks are the new black.”

“. Sharks are admired for their strength and power.”

“If you’re not going to jump, then you’re not going to make it.”

It’s not about having sharks, it’s about being a shark

“Sharks are beautiful creatures.”

“People are sometimes surprised that sharks are gentle and curious.”

This makome off as a surprise, but I don’t bite.

There’s some-fin special about you.


Shark Puns

Stay jaw-some.

How do sharks greet one another?

What did the shark say to the surfer? Come on in, the water’s fine!

How does a hammerhead shark tell his mom he passed his test? Nailed it!

What’s a great white’s favorite tune? Dun-uh. Dun-uh. Dun-uh.

What did the momma shark say to the kid shark? Watch that sharkasm, young man.

What song do sharks sing while they hunt for food? Don’t Stop Bleedin’

What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks? Card sharks.

Water you up to, mate?

What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make? Chews wisely.

How does a shark plead in court? Gill-ty.

#sharkweek is the best week of the year

I’m not a big fan of sharks, but I love swimming with them.

I’m not a shark, but I’m a super cool fish.

“I’m not a great swimmer, but I do like to stay in the deep end.”

sometimes you just need a little bit of #sharkweek in your life

“I’m not a shark, I’m a predator”

“Shark week, never ends”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin. Sharks eat fish, dolphins eat shrimp.”

“If you’re not first, you’re last.”

“Sharks are just misunderstood.”

“”Real sharks don’t care about hashtags.” #funny #sharks

“I am the shark and I am the great white”

What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies? I’m hammered.

What sharks are the shortest? Ground sharks.

What does a hammerhead shark call a headache? A hammering head.

What do you call two sharks who get married? Hooked for life.

What does a dentist say to his shark patients? Let’s see those chompers.

That shark attack really made a splash in the headlines, huh?

“Live every week like it’s shark week.”

“For an actor, its great fun to play one of these hungry white sharks. Audiences love to hate them.”

“You know the most dangerous thing in the water? A shark fart.”

How does a shark express disappointment? Jaw, man!

What did the mom shark say to her mouthy son? Don’t get sharky, son.


Short Shark Captions

I don’t really have a favorite shark.

Do you love sharks?

No, not particularly.

Because they’re cute!

You know what else is adorable?

A shark’s fin tastes awesome.

Sharks that steal always mako like a bandit.

Who’s the best baseball shark around? Shark McGwire

Go ahead and mako my day.

What did the shark turn into when it got famous? A starfish.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that you have a favorite shark. Which one is it?

I’m not going out tonight. No way! I’d rather go out with a tiger shark.

What did the judge declare the shark after it was tried in court? Not gill-ty.

What does a shark have every time it visits a McDonalds? He had a quarter flounder.

Which country was the shark from originally? Fin-land.

How do sharks greet other fish in the ocean? They say, “Nice to eat you.”

What happened to the shark who swallowed many keys? It got a lock jaw.

Which is the favourite drink of a yuppie shark? Jaw-va.

What does a shark like as spread on its bread? Jellyfish.

Which is the favourite candy of a shark? Jaw Breakers.

Which shark goes on singing the song, “You can’t touch this”? M C Hammerhead.

What did a Great White say to a whale? Stop blabbering about the same thing.

What would you call a cross between a snowman and a Great White Shark? A Frost-bite.

What kind of shark is in great demand among carpenters? Hammerheads.

Which film by Tim Burton is most popular among sharks? Edward Scissorfins.

What does a shark use to get its high? A reefer.

From whom does a shark ask for gifts on Christmas?

What happens after a marriage between sharks? They get hooked for life.

Little sharks love candy. I always take jaw-breakers when I visit them.

The shark said,” Did you sea that ship coming?”

The shark was kind of an introvert. He was a loan shark with no friends.

The shark said to his friends,” It’s so sad that Tony Shark is no more.”

The shark was upset. But every time I asked him what happened, he would say,” Nothing. I’m fin.”

What kind of a meal does a shark prefer? That which is just taken off the gill.

Where can you find a shark singing country folk? In Gnashville.

Which playwright is the most popular among sharks?

What do you call a Great White which does not like the company of others? A lone shark.

Don’t de-bait me. You won’t win this bite.

Bruce Lee said that the greatest weapon you can have is “awareness.”

I’m not a shark, but I’ll bite you #sharkweek

“I’m not a fan, but I acknowledgment your level of cool.”


Funny Shark Captions

Sharks aren’t so scary after all!

I’m not a shark, but I’m still pretty deadly

Gangster shark to human: Shark my words, you’re a dead man.

“Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet’s sharks combined.”

Why did the mother shark scold her son? Because it was getting too sharky.

Which shark is a champion in baseball? Shark McGwire.

I asked the hammerhead,” How was the test?” AMazing. I just nailed it!”

I asked my shark friend, “What’s that tune you’re humming?” Dun-uh….Dun-uh!”

I wanted that rude shark, “Watch that shark-astic tone, my friend!”

The shark liked to hum ‘Dont Stop Bleedin’ when he hunted.

I don’t trust that card shark. He always seems a bit shady.

My shark friend is so hammered because he drank too much last night.

The ground shark could not reach up to the high hill.

Those shark lovers are finally getting married. I’m so glad they are going to be hooked for life.

The dentist said to the shark, “Brush every day if you want healthy chompers.”

The shark was cast out of the bar for his ill behavior.

I don’t understand why that shark gets so jaw-matic over small matters.

The fisherman has caught the shark. Nothing can spare him the pain now.

The man’s biggest mistake was to believe the shark when he promised to take just a bite.

Which was the favourite extra-curricular activity of the shark in school? De-bait.

What do you tell a shark when you want it to pay attention? You say, “Shark my words.”

How did the angry shark ask for his meal? He said, “Where is my bloody lunch?”

Which story from the Bible does a shark-like he most? Noah’s Shark.

Who did all the fish in the sea owe money? The loan shark.

Which show does the shark like the most? Shark Trek.

Which shark has a gambling problem? The card shark.

Why does a hammerhead shark always do well in his exams? He nails it every time.

Which is the favourite movie of the shark? Shaw-shark Redemption.

What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.

I’m just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.

I don’t think there’s such a thing as an unprovoked shark attack.


Shark Puns Reddit

“I’m not a shark, I’m a tiger.”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin

When you finally see a shark in the wild…

“I’m not a shark, I’m a lion

“I’m not a shark, I’m a whale”

“What we do in life echoes in eternity”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a lion.”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a tiger.”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a monster.”

“I survived the Shark Tank.”

The shark came back from the ocean and died of frostbite.

The shark is in jail because he was found gill-ty of burglary.

The shark always wanted to go take a bite out of life.

If size really mattered, the whale, not the shark, would rule the waters.

“I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin. They’re the ones that are always in the water.”

The sharks are looking forward to attending the Underwater Carnival this year.

The shark promised me that he would de-fin-itely try to come to the party.

The shark never misses going to the gym. He is concerned about his health and a-gill-ity.

“I’m the shark you’re the minnow, get out of the water.”

“I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin..

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin!

“I’m not a shark, I’m a dolphin”

“If I’m not in the water I’m in