[Attractive] GYM Bio for Instagram in 2022

Funny Gym and Fitness Bio for Instagram

Dear fat, prepare to die! XO, me.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.

I got 99 problems but I’m going to the gym and ignoring all of them.

If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most.

Life has its ups and downs, we call them squats.

Peanut butter is the glue that holds this body together.

Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.

The gym doesn’t ask silly questions, the gym understands.

The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary.

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as expected.

They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy yoga classes. And that’s basically the same thing.

Well, it’s not going to lift itself.

What kind of wine goes with squats?

Workouts are my happy hour.

You can’t please everyone… you’re not an avocado.

I’m only here so I can eat more later.

I hit the gym so I won’t have to hit you.

I’m torn between cardio and pizza.

This guy/girl is on fire! But seriously, my muscles are burning.

I’m sweating like a sinner at church.

Obligatory gym selfie!

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I just finished some squats and didn’t toot once.

I’m here for the workout selfie.

Shut up and squat!

Dear fat: Prepare to die! Sincerely, me.

Do I have abs yet?

I ate healthy and exercised today. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

I work out so I can drink beer.

If being sarcastic burned tons of calories, I’d be one skinny b*tch.

Do it for the after-selfie.

Say squeeze!

What kind of wine goes with squats?

Quit slacking and make sh*t happen!

Glutes for the sloots.

No curls, no gurls.

Did you say exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

I got 99 problems, but a bench ain’t one!

Gotta squat before I tie the knot.

I go to the gym because clearly my amazing personality deserves an awesome body to go with it.

Cardio? Is that Spanish?

I wear black in the gym because it’s like a funeral for my fat.

If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t work out hard enough.

Run like there’s an attractive person in front of you and a creepy one behind you.

I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m going to the gym and ignoring all of them.

Don’t train to be skinny. Train to be a badass!

I work out to burn off the crazy.

The only running I do is running out of money!

Rows for the hoes.

Anyone need a ticket to my gun show?

Okay, fine, I’ll run, but I’m going to be complaining the whole time.

I like to run, and by run I mean take naps.

If you have time for social media, then you have time for exercise.

Already planning what I’m going to eat after this.

Lifting and eating—my two favorite things in life.

Sweat is pretty.

Squat because nobody ever wrote a song about a small ass.

Body type: Works out but definitely likes donuts.

I go to the gym because I think my great personality could use a banging body.