Short Hard Captions for Instagram and Motivational hard Instagram Captions For Girls and Boys (Copy-Paste).

Hard Instagram Captions

Sit up when I walk in.

No tag, but I’m still it.

The most real

Opposites attract

I still ride with my day one.

Saturdays are for the boys.

Working like a boss

Own what’s yours

Always better together

Nobody really likes us except for us

I am so good in bed, I can sleep all day!

Bros forever.

Aspire to inspire

My main squeeze

I wasn’t made to fall in line

We were all strangers to begin with.

There’s no we in fries.

 

Hard Instagram Captions For Guys

Weird is the new cool.

I love that pleasant sound which you make when you shut up.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

There’s no we in fries.

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Never lower your worth to get somebody’s attention.

Your mind is weapon keep it open.

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Every exit is an entry somewhere else.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Action without a plan is called failure. Action with a plan is called success.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

Well done is better than well said.

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

You just can’t beat the person who never gives up.

You’re the avocado to my toast

I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

If you don’t like where you are, move, you are not a tree.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

I love that pleasant sound which you make when you shut up.

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

Stop doubting yourself. Work hard and make it happen

Get on my level

Keeping it 1, double 0

I don’t work in an office but they’re still out here copying me

Humble with just a hint of Kanye.

In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the joker

Sauced up on the walk up

So blunt you can smoke my truth

Respect The Unexpected

If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will

Been about you since I met you

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

 

Short Hard Instagram Captions

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship

If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.

If you can do better, then do better

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone

I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at that.

Be you the world will adjust.

What’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship?

My main squeeze

Sun is alone to but still shines.

I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at that.

Passion isn’t cool, it’s hot.

My ride or die

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Just like the alphabet, I come before U.

“Love is a song that never ends.”

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.

A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.

Lift up your head princess, if not the crown falls.

My favorite place is inside your hug.

My boyfriend still thinks my eyelashes are real.

I guess we all have secrets, don’t we?

I need vitamin U.

I’m strong, I’m beautiful, I am enough.

You can’t compete, you don’t compare

This ain’t a race but I still take first place

You can’t spell awesome without ME

Dream big. Work hard. Stay focused & surround yourself with good people

Don’t wear brand, be a brand.

Your opinion will never cut me a check

Stop doubting yourself. Work hard and make it happen

I don’t look back unless there is a good view.

Sorry if I look interested. I’m not…

Teachers only teach the rules, but winners make the rule.

I don’t have an excuse for what I did but I’ll find one.

Love me or hate me, I’m still gonna shine

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Reality called, so I hung up.

 

Savage Instagram Captions

Take me as I am or watch me as I leave

Don’t check for me, unless you got a check for me

On a whole new ‘it’ level

Cold as ice

So uncool it’s cool again.

Weird is the new cool.

I found your nose, it was all up in my business again

People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

I believe in karma very much but if karma does not hit you, I will.

Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong.

You’re the avocado to my toast

Treat me like an option, and ’ll dump you like a choice.

You can use money only if you live, Take care.

All I need: Wi-Fi, Food, Bed.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

Do what you like, like what you do

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness

I need a room full of mirrors so I can surround myself around winners

If I’m going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess

Your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am

This is not a race, but I still take first place.

Let your selfie make some noise.

A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

True friendship is always agreeing on what to eat

The peanut butter to my jelly

You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.

Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.

My team is my family

You can’t block my blessings.

Friends never say goodbye. They simply say see you again.

I would make a sandwich for guys like you.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

I am nicer when I like my outfit.

I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.

You don’t need a king to be a queen.

 

Hard Puns

Your opinion will never cut me a check

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted.

My mission in life is not merely to survive but thrive.

I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.

In a world full of trends I want to remain a classic.

I am not feeling lazy. I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.

I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.

Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you.

Either I will find a way or I will create a way but I will not create an excuse

Does my sparkle burn your eyes?

Everything we do is epic.

Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help.

Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.

I always prefer my puns to be intended.

One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

Just another paper cut survivor.

Wondering how many miles I have scrolled with my thumbs.

Looking for hashtags – they look like waffles.

I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.

Always better together

I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.

Text me back or I’ll find you

You must be a diamond because you’re my best friend

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.

Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

Life isn’t perfect, but my hair/makeup/outfit/etc is!

I still ride with my day one.

Working like a boss

If you can do better, then do better

You are the She to my Nanigans

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

Don’t wear brand, be a brand.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Teachers only teach the rules, but winners make the rule.

I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home

You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

No tag, but I’m still it.

Well done is better than well said.