Short Weekend Captions for Instagram and Funny Weekend Instagram Captions For Girls and Boys (Copy-Paste).
Weekend Captions
Choose to be happy.
Lovely lazy long weekend.
My hairstyle is called ‘I tried.’
Long weekend love.
Stay strong. The weekend is coming soon.
It’s the weekend. Beast mode: OFF.
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.
Now taking suggestions for afternoon snacks.
Smile because it’s Weekend!
Spending the weekend smiling and laughing.
Dear weekend, I want to sleep in your arms.
Now taking suggestions for afternoon snacks.
Weekends are my happy days.
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
Dear weekend, we should hang out more.
Weekend enjoyment start… Happy Weekend!
No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.
My mood depends on how good my hair looks.
Ain’t no weekend like a long weekend.
Bored at home but too lazy to go out.
Bra off. Hair up. Sweats on.
Calories don’t count on the weekend.
Dear Saturday, you are the love of my life.
Don’t let idiots ruin your weekend.
Energy-saving mode, on!
Getting out of bed never.
Cooling down this weekend!
Don’t you ever leave me, my beloved weekend!
Dope days, cool nights, good friends, and weekend vibes.
Getting stuck in a time loop would be dope if it happens during the weekend.
Celebrate, for the first day of your two-day R&R adventure is here!
Do whatever your freedom permits you to do. Just don’t be stagnant.
Clinomania /cli·no·ma·nia/ (n.) The excessive desire to stay in bed.
Eating is my hobby, so my weekends are mostly spent on binging and feasting.
Enjoy. Lather. Soak. Unwind.
Go where you breathe free.
Good food. Good friends. Good time.
Funny Weekend Captions
Have you heard? The weekend is here!
Hello, Saturday! You’re looking pretty fine.
Hey, hey, PJ’s all day!
I can finally go to bed.
Grab a friend and do something thrilling and exciting.
During weekends, sleep until you’re hungry, and eat until you’re sleepy.
Empty gas tanks don’t get people anywhere. Always remember to take time to refuel.
Even if every single day is a gift, some days are just packaged better.
“I’m smiling because my weekend plans involve you.”
“Today’s forecast: lazy with a 90% chance of Netflix.”
Reality called, so I hung up.
The weekends are too short for sleep!
Leave a little enthusiasm wherever you go today.
I love the morning without an alarm.
Weekend, don’t ever leave me.
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!
I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.
Here’s to hoping your weekend is as nice as my butt.
Who needs a bae when you’ve got Saturday?
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Friday.
The only limits in life are the ones you make. Enjoy the weekend!
The weekend is a blessing. Thank you Lord, for getting us through this week.
Freedom begins where work ends. This is exactly what weekends are for.
Good weekends and silly companions create the best memories.
Happy ends, more often than not, happen during weekends!
I think of myself as a famous celebrity who, during the weekend, do selfies. Have a great Weekend!
Happiness is not having to wake up super early in the morning because you’ve got mundane things to do.
Find someone who will love you like you’re a Saturday evening. Drink, dance, spin, and be drunk in love!
Having a wonderful and meaningful weekend means leaving all your weekday troubles and worries behind.
If the only thing you plan on doing this weekend is breathing, then that’s fine as well.
Keep smiling and enjoy the weekend!
I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.
Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!
It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!
The weekend has arrived time to party.
Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.
Let’s get this weekend therapy started!
Life is better in pajamas.
My dearest weekend, can you stay with me a little while longer?
A weekend well spent brings a whole week of satisfaction and contentment.
Today’s forecast: lazy with a 90% chance of Netflix.
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
No weekend, all weakened. #lol
Make them stop tapping and stare.
Knock knock who’s there? Weekend!
Hello weekend, please stay as long as you like.
Stay strong. The weekend is coming soon.
Weekend. beast mode: off.
I hope that you have a fantastically fabulous weekend.
Who needs another day added to the weekend? #happy weekend
Just leave all your worries and jump into the weekend.
Saturday, please never leave me again.
I’m smiling because my weekend plans involve you.
Better days are headed your way. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
It is finally the weekend and I just wanted to send a little love your way.
It’s weekend. Remember to count your rainbows instead of your thunderstorms.
You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing
May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.
A weekend wasted is no wasted weekend at all.
All happiness depends on a leisurely weekend.
Nothing like an extravagant breakfast to start the weekend right.
I like Monday a lot more when it’s as chill as Saturday and Sunday.
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Weekend Captions With Friends
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Weekend-ing is my favorite sport.
No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.
Cozy + smell of pancakes – alarm clock = Weekend.
Weekend, please stay.
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
My take on the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update:
Here’s to hoping your weekend is as nice as my butt.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Hey, Saturday! What does it feel like being the envy of all the other days of the week?
I think of myself as a famous celebrity who, during the weekend, do selfies. Have a great Weekend!
I’m not afraid to do shameful things this weekend, so please bear with me.
Cozy + smell of pancakes – alarm clock = Weekend.
May everyone’s weekend be filled with inappropriate behaviour and fun.
I have not been this excited about the weekend since last weekend.
There are no weekends off when you’re chasing your goals.
“Cheers to the freakin’ weekend!”
Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready.
Three-day weekends would be perfect if they were just four days longer.
The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.
Live every day like it’s Saturday.
Put your feet up, it’s a three-day weekend.
Whatever sprinkles your doughnuts.
Hurry up! It’s the weekend.
Where did that weekend go??? Poof… Snap… and it’s Monday.
Hope your weekends been full of sun and relaxation. #happyweekend
I hope that your weekend is worth the wait. Enjoy!
Sunday coffee always tastes better on a long weekend.
Messy bun and getting nothing done.
Smile because it’s Weekend!
In the sweetest mood.
Saturday, please never leave me again
Put your feet up, it’s a three-day weekend.
Cozy + smell of pancakes – alarm clock = Weekend.
Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!
The weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
Stay strong. The weekend is coming soon.
Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.
A weekend wasted is no wasted weekend at all.
Who needs a bae when you’ve got Saturday?
Hello, long weekend. Long time no see.”
And now, it’s me time!
Ain’t no weekend like a long weekend.
Chill vibes only.
Weekend-ing is my favorite sport.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.
Happy Weekend! Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!
Where did that weekend go??? Poof… Snap… and it’s Monday.
It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.
Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?
In a committed relationship with Saturday.
I’ve got weekend vibes on the mind.
Calories don’t count when you’re on vacation.
Weekend enjoyment start… Happy Weekend!
The happiest selfie on your feed today.
The weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!
“Saturday, what’s it like knowing every other day of the week wishes it was you?”
“Be with someone who allows you the comfort to grow like saturday Night.”
“My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.”
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.”
“Saturday, what’s it like knowing every other day of the week wishes it was you?”
“No matter how stressful the week has been, the weekend has come and let the good things happen.”
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Nothing can bring me down because it’s Friday.
Click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend.
I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!
Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.
Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?
Weekend captions For Business
It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!
Today’s forecast: lazy with a 90% chance of Netflix.
Stop counting your calories and enjoy the weekend!
Had an amazing weekend hanging with my pals.
I wish life had a ‘rewind-the-weekend’ button.
My perfect vacation: feet up, head back, eyes closed!
High tide or low tide, I’ll stay by your side.
Just leave all your worries and jump into the weekend.
Hello weekend, please stay as long as you like.
How would the week even fare without the weekend?
I love working on Saturdays, said no one ever.
“Saturday, where have you been all week? I missed you.”
“On Saturdays, we wear pajamas.”
“I love a good morning without an alarm.”
“Saturday is a day for adventure.”
“I’ve got weekend vibes on my mind.”
Weekend, don’t ever leave me.
On Saturdays, we wear pajamas.
Dear weekend.. You’re awesome.
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!
I ♥ THE WEEKEND, I ♥ MUSIC, I ♥ SUMMER & I ♥ SLEEP.
I love the morning without an alarm.
It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!
“Weekend situation.”
“I’m off to Club Bed featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanket.”
“Dear Saturday, you are my favorite. Don’t tell the other days.”
I’m not afraid to do shameful things this weekend, so please bear with me.
“I’ve got a case of the Saturdays and I’m not mad about it.”
“Saturday means brunch with my people.”
“And on Saturdays, we relax.”
“Take time to make your soul happy.”
“Saturday is when all my weekend wishes come true.”
“I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.”
Let the long weekend commence!
I’ve got weekend vibes on the mind.
Messy bun and getting nothing done.
Calories don’t count on the weekend.
It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.
My weekend usually consists of the weekend.
Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
No! I don’t want the weekend to be over.
I’m not cheap, but I’m on special this weekend.
The only happy “end” I know: It’s the weekend!
There are not enough days in the weekend.
Every day is a weekend when you’re retired!
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
It’s so much better when you are smiling.
Hello weekend, please stay as long as you like.
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
Hello weekend, please stay as long as you like.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. Have a nice weekend!
Hello weekend, please stay as long as you like.
Start this weekend without any doubt, tears, fears, or worry.
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
It’s called Saturday, so I sat all day and watched Netflix.
Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.
Weekend Captions With Family
“When your mimosa matches your Saturday lewk.”
“Felt cute. Might enjoy these Saturday vibes a little longer.”
“When in doubt, chill it out.”
If Weekend were a person, I would give it a big hug and a kiss.
Hello weekend, i have missed you.
The weekends are too short for sleep!
I wish weekend never end.
Smile because it’s Weekend!
Lovely lazy long weekend.
On Saturdays, we wear pajamas.
Re-status if you’re happy the weekend is here!
Saturday means brunch with my people.
I live for the weekend.
Good riddance, lazy Sundays. #SundayBliss
Bring on the weekend… and let me do it right.
Let’s make the most of this last weekend of summer.
My weekends are never complete without a nap on the couch.
It’s not where we are, it’s with who we’re with 💘😊
Pretend like it’s the weekend, we could pretend it all the time.
I don’t want to go back to work on Monday. I’m having way too much fun! 🤩
End of weekend mood, anyone? ☀
The weekend is a reward like no other. 💪 🍾
Celebrate the weekend with a glass of bubbly and some good friends.
wish you a wonderful and relaxing weekend ahead, full of joy and fun ☀☕
Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.
It’s the weekend! The “responsible adult button” has been switched to off.
“Today is Saturday, which means I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.”
What better way to start the work week than with this clever quote from @h_e_r_s_t_o_r_y? 😏
As the leaves begin to fall, let our Weekend Quiz warm you up with some fun facts about your weekend. 😎
Enjoying In Weekend Captions
Feels like I just walked into a magazine. 😎
Hungover? Here’s a way to combat that this Sunday… 😩🍸
May your tomorrow be bright ☀️🌅
It’s the end of the weekend and here’s your moment of zen. 🌼🌙
And don’t forget to have a happy end of the weekend.😄🍻
Yes, we made it. Let’s make something to eat, drink some tea, and decompress. 🍵
It’s the end of a busy week but the start of a new weekend. And it’s gonna be great.
Keep it real with an audible sigh. Finally, the weekend is over. 😓 #itsbacktowork
The weekend has been good to you. 👍🏻
It’s weekend. Do something that your future self will thank you for.
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Friday.
Happiness is uninterrupted sleep on weekends.
The weekend is always a good idea! Always.
Dear weekend, I want to sleep in your arms.
Life is so good especially a Friday before a long weekend.
How do you view the weekends?
The weekend forecast is perfect! Not too hot or not too cold.
I hope that your weekend is worth the wait. Enjoy!
Dear weekend, we should hang out more.
Put your feet up, it’s a three-day weekend.
Stay strong. The weekend is coming soon.
The Mondayest Tuesday ever.
Clearly having an egg-cellent Saturday.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed.
Hello, long weekend. Long time no see.
There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
Had an amazing weekend hanging with my pals.
“In a committed relationship with Saturday.”
“Who needs a bae when you’ve got Saturday?”
“Clearly having an egg-cellent Saturday.”
“I love you a brunch, Saturday.”
“Today’s all about a messy bun and getting stuff done. Maybe.”
“I love you Friday, but Saturday morning is my boo.”
“There are so many beautiful reasons to love Saturday.”
“If I’m going to rise on a Saturday, I might as well shine.”
“Knock knock. Who’s there? The weekend!”
“Saying no to weekend plans is my favorite form of self-care.”
“If I take a picture, maybe Saturday will last longer.”
“The perfect week would have more Saturdays and less Mondays.”
“Live every day like it’s Saturday.”
If you’re reading this, may your weekend be full of sunshine, fresh air, and relaxation.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Weekend!
Freedom begins where work ends. This is exactly what weekends are for.
A weekend wasted is no wasted weekend at all.
Good weekends and silly companions create the best memories.
Short Weekend Captions
It’s the end of the weekend and I feel like jumping for joy #💃🏈
The weekend is over, but my Sunday Funday continues.
The weekend is the best part of the week. So make it count.
Feeling so thankful for this weekend ✨🙏 #weekendvibes
Weekend, you were a delight! We’ve worked hard. But now we’re ready to play. 😎
This Sunday, it’s all about good vibes and great memories. ☺
Have the most amazing weekend, everybody! ☺
It’s time to Netflix and chill, my guy.🍸😉
Saturday Night Fever, with these disco lights. ✔️
You’re never fully dressed without a smile ☺️
That feeling when you start your week off with a bang…and it’s only Monday.
This summer was so much fun! Can’t wait to do it all over again! 🌊🌺☀
Unpacking is the best part of going on vacation.
Don’t let the end of the weekend get you down.
We just have to start planning for next weekend!
The weekend is over. Time to get back to reality. 🙄
Hope everyone has an amazing weekend 🥂 #WeekendVibes
Recovering from the weekend like…
Blessed is the long weekend that is succeeded by a short work week.
Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.
Letting my body and mind wander a bit.
Leave a little enthusiasm wherever you go today.
Let’s get Saturday drunk this Sunday!
Live every day like it’s Saturday.
May everyone’s weekend be filled with inappropriate behavior and fun.
If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. #lol
My goal this weekend is to move just barely enough so that everyone knows I’m still alive.
My neck, my back, my weekend, and my snacks.
Namastay in bed.
Weekend, please stay long.
Working for the weekend, like everybody.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
My mood depends on how good my hair looks.
Weekend-ing is my favorite sport.
Things are about to get really good.
Your weekend is better with a palm tree in it.
Weekend. What are you going to do?
How’d you spend your weekend?
What are your plans for the weekend?
Wishing you an amazing week ahead. 💪
The weekend went by and I don.
In a committed relationship with Saturday.
I need a six-month-long vacation twice a year.
I don’t want the weekend to be over.
No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.
Single and ready to flamingle.
Stay strong. The weekend is coming soon.
Long Weekend Captions
There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day.
Every weekend should be a three-day weekend.
The happiest selfie on your feed today.
Stretch and relax. Here’s the weekend.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything
Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready.
Sunday coffee always tastes better on a long weekend.
Saturday, please never leave me again.
Dear weekend please don’t leave me.
Someone give summer a speeding ticket.
I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people.
It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!
Whatever sprinkles your doughnuts.
Gotta love spending the weekend with the one you love.
Happy Friday! Let the weekend begin.
I hope your weekend is worth the wait. Enjoy!
Saturday, big shirt, messy hair, music and coffee.
Cheers to an amazing weekend.
So happy for the long weekend.
Hope everyone had a good weekend.
It’s a long weekend and that’s the tea.
Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn’t ready.
No plans sound like a good plan!
Now taking suggestions for afternoon snacks.
Partying is actually my thing. And by partying, I mean napping.
Plans? I’m going on a marathon! On Netflix.
Reminder: The “responsible adult button” has been switched off!
Roses are red. I’m going to bed.
Satur-yay!
No weekend, all weakened.
Now is the right time to make peace with all your broken pieces.
Weekend Puns
On weekends, I wear pajamas.
Out of my way! It’s the weekend!
Plans that don’t serve you are best canceled.
Please, I don’t want the weekend to ever end.
Weekends are for waffles.
Major love for long weekends.
Dear weekend, we should hang out more.
Twerking for the weekend.
Weekends are for brunch.
Lovely lazy long weekend.
Bon week-end.
Weekend mode activated.
And now, it’s my time.
Dear Saturday, you are my favorite.
The weekends are too short to sleep.
Weekend enjoyment starts.
Long weekends are awfully short.
Weekends are for hiking.
Music always sounds better on Friday.
Oversleep this Weekend!
Cozy + smell of pancakes – alarm clock = Weekend.
Bring on the weekend.
It’s the weekend baby.
Easy like Sunday morning.
Sundays are for snuggles.
No homework = Perfect weekend!
The weekend went by and I don’t.