Short Classy Wine Captions for Instagram and Cool Funny Wine Instagram Captions For Wine Lovers in 2022 (Copy-Paste).
Wine Captions For Instagram
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Great minds drink alike!
Wine a little, laugh a lot
Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
When I sip, you sip, we sip
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
Where there is no wine there is no love.
“We’re forever partners in wine.”
“Adulting makes me wine.”
“Sip happens.”
“You’re the wine that I want.”
“Let’s pause and re-wine.”
“It’s wine o’clock somewhere.”
“Not wine-ing about this situation.”
“Is that a yay or cabernet?”
“Stop and smell the rosé.”
“Back that glass up.”
“Everything happens for a riesling, right?”
“Another glass? Wine not?”
“Giving you more reasons to wine.”
“You are so bottlefull to me.”
“Oh, sweet child of wine.”
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
Red lips and wine sips
Will you accept this rosé?
It’s ok to drink white wine
after Labor Day
Adulting makes me wine.
Good friends and good wine
Friends and wine… the older the better
I need to re-wine my life.
I make grape decisions.
Another glass? Wine not?!
“Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please.”
“The only one I’d share my favorite rosé with.”
“Working nine to wine.”
“Red lips and wine sips.”
“Love the wine you’re with.”
“Here for the right riesling.”
Classy Wine Captions
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
Wine is my love language
It’s Wine o’clock!
This would be a good wine caption for day drinking, just saying.
Wine is bottled poetry
I decant even
“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”
This wine quote is from Eduardo Galeano.
Love at first sip
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
Wine tasting on the couch, wine tasting tour of the whole house!
Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking.
With wine and hope, anything is possible.
There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.
Wine is life.
Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
Drink wine, feel fine
Red lips and wine sips
Uncork and unwind
Home is where the wine is
I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
Save water, drink wine.
Working nine to wine.
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.
Wine is my spirit animal.
Flirty Wine Captions
Wine not?
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Wine improves with age – the older I get, the better I like it.
Drinking wine with friends is one of life’s greatest pleasures
Join us at our vineyard for a day filled with great company and the perfect glass.
#DrinkCheers
Life’s just better with a glass of wine and good friends
Good wine, good friends, no surprise that these two are always found together. 🍷🍾
A crisp glass of wine, a great conversation, and some laughs with friends. It doesn’t get better than this ⛷ 🍷
I love when my friends come over and we just drink wine and talk about life
Wine with friends. Life is full of simple pleasures. 🍷
Wine is all about sharing — with friends, family, or even just yourself. Let’s do this! 🍷
Wine. Cheese. Friends. The more you have, the better it is.
Wine tastes better with great friends. #letsdowhatweantotoday
Let’s bring the best out of each other with wine, and maybe a few laughs 🥂
When you come home from a long day, all you need is to spend time with good friends and your favorite wines.
Celebrating friendship with a bottle of wine 🍷😎
It’s always great to catch up with friends over a nice glass (or two) of wine.
#SweetOnSugarBear
Tonight’s forecast calls for laughter, roaring bonfires, and 🍷📚👯♂️
Three friends, three bottles of wine, and an endless stream of laughter…
Sounds like the perfect Sunday to us 😎
When it’s girls night, food night, wine night.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
If chess isn’t the royal game then wine is my queen. 🍷
Come join us for a wine tasting to celebrate fall and all of the different wines that come with it!
The leaves may be changing color, but you can still drink wine outside. Keep on going strong with this mixed case of bright, flavorful wines.
Join us for an afternoon of paired wine and cheese paired with humor and hijinks
Intrigue your taste buds with a variety of swoon-worthy wines
It’s always happy hour—especially when the glass is raised to friends, good times, and great achievements. 🥂
Red Wine Captions for Instagram
Tastes like sunshine in a glass. 🍷🌻
Come and taste the sweet nectar of summer ☀🍇👌🏻
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
It’s a wine-gasm of flavors
Wine sparklers are the new champagne
Love is like wine; the older the sweeter
Bad day? Let’s drink some wine!
We should drink more wine
I’ve got a lot of grape to say
A little bit of bubbly never hurt anyone! Pinky promise!
I’m nouveau riche with my own wine cellar
I put the ‘o’ in oaky
Cheers to spending time with you
Life is a wine that needs drinking
Always drink wine in moderation
Wine can make a memory even sweeter
Adding to happiness, subtracting from tomorrow
Live for today, but save a few grapes for tomorrow! 🙂
Bring on the cheese, crackers, and whine! Let’s wine & dine ourselves lol
Some days you’re the nail. Some days you’re the wine cellar door
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns longer
There are 10 types of people. Those that understand wine, and those that don’t.
A fine wine inspires me and pleases my heart
A glass of wine can change the world, one smile at a time
The first glass of wine is all about the food; the second is about the fam
He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.
Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question.
If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
Time to wine down
Be there in a Prosecco
Prosecco lovers, check this out.
Put a cork in it!
Aged like a fine wine
A classic wine caption.
How about wine for a perfect evening
It’s after work and time for happy hour
Never skip the wine for dinner!
Try a black and white wine for a twist
Win or wine?
Sweet for your lips
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine
Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.
Say you’ll be wine.
Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
Blessed with the best company and the best wine
Great minds drink alike.
Save water, drink wine
I’ll be there in a prosecco!
Will you accept this rosé?
Cheers to pour decisions
Love the wine you’re with
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I’m on cloud wine
What kind of wine is this?
Romantic Wine Captions
Oh, this wine… it has got something
I really love how there are no rules with wine names!
Drink more wine!!!
You always take my breath away 😁
I’m so fruity I love wine
It’s not Friday without #wine
The party doesn’t start until #wine shows up
Mornings in bed are better with you in my arms and a glass of wine in my hand!
I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.
Say you’ll be wine.
Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
Blessed with the best company and the best wine.
Great minds drink alike.
I’ll be there in a prosecco!
Cheers to pour decisions.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I’m on cloud wine.
Sauvignon blanc out.
Our book club only reads wine labels.
Just keep living your life and I will keep drinking my wine
My partner in wine.
I needed this break. Wine at the lake.
Red lips and wine sips.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Wine is my spirit animal.
Wine is my Valentine.
Good wine deserves good food
Wine can be so sophisticated
Don’t drink the whole bottle!
Wine at last!
Classy, sassy, sophisticated wine
Live laugh love wine
Stop and smell the wines
There are just certain moments where wine is the only answer
Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!
There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom.
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
Home is where the wine is.
I drink wine to sanitize my insides.
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
I’m so grapeful for you!
I’m not a wino. I’m a wine YES!
It’s Wine o’clock!
My birthstone is a wine cork.
My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.
On Cloud Wine.
Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
Savage Wine Captions For Instagram
Our book club only reads wine labels.
Put a cork in it!
Roses are red. Violets are fine. Let’s order pizza and i’ll bring the wine.
Sip, Sip, Hooray!
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
I love everything that’s old — old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.
With wine and hope, anything is possible.
There are many wines that taste great but do not drink well.
Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).
Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone.
Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!!
Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
“I need a glass of wine…or a bottle…or a winery in Italy.”
In wine, there’s truth.
Too much wine is never enough
Don’t invite me to your parties, I’ll just show up with some wine and ruin it
A glass of wine is always better on a beach
Wine brings out the romantic in everyone
Damn wine!
Look at that bottle (& wine glass)
Good things come in small packages
Wine o’clock is now 🍷🎁
Bottle of wine to start the night
You can’t spell wine without vine!
Drink wine, lose weight. Eat grapes, lose even more.
Perfect day for wine and cheese
Don’t laugh, the wine glasses were on discount
Any excuse to sip a great glass of wine
My favorite wine!
Relax … recover … refresh!
Big bottles of wine
Sunny days and crisp wine
Love with wine glasses
Drink wine or go to hell.
My favorite wine is here.
I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine.
Love her more than wine, and that’s saying something!
Sonoma-lly I don’t drink this much!
It’s time to drink wine.
Wine Captions Funny
You can’t forget me
Sparkling vintage wines
Wine, food, travel …
“Say you’ll be wine.”
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
“Stop and smell the rosé.”
“No wine left behind.”
“Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
“Great minds drink alike.”
“Here for the right riesling.”
“Partners in wine.”
“I’m on cloud wine.”
“Everything happens for a riesling, right?”
“My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick.”
“It’s wine o’clock.”
“Time to wine down.”
“I need to re-wine my life.”
“Love the wine you’re with.”
“Wine not?”
“Be kind, and re-wine.”
“Wine, because it’s not good to keep things bottled up.”
“A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine.”
“Will you accept this rosé?”
“I’m not a wino. I’m a wineYES!”
“You’re the wine that I want.”
“Oh, sweet child of wine.”
“You had me at merlot.”
“Tonight’s forecast: 99 percent chance of wine.”
“Cabernet? More like, caber-yay!”
“Back that glass up.”
Wine + dinner = winner.
The best part of wines is their color.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
The difference between wine and whine is the cork.
Drink what you like, not what your friends do.
Weekend Wine Captions
Cheers to good wine!
Wine flies when you are having fun.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Wine is my spirit animal.
Wine is my Valentine.
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.”
“I mead more wine.”
“Read between the wines.”
“Adulting makes me wine.”
“You are so bottlefull to me.”
“Home is where the wine is.”
“Giving you more reasons to wine.”
“Wine is the answer. What was the question?”
“Sip happens.”
“Making pour decisions.”
“I don’t complain, I just wine.”
“I left him on red.”
“Wine gets better with age, I get better with wine.”
“A glass of wine is always a good idea.”
“Never met a wine I didn’t like.”
“A meal without wine is just breakfast.”
“You look like I need wine.”
“Keep calm and pour on.”
“My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”
“Wine is life.”
“Save water, drink wine.”
You can’t spell expensive without wine!
All my friends are in the wine business but my best friend is a big glass!
Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Cheers! To another day in paradise with this glass of wine by my side.
I love how champagne spills down your cheeks like little rivers.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in the water there are bacteria.
I’m trying to be sober, but I keep getting drunk on wine.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve thought about drinking wine…
Drinking wine makes me feel like I’m in a movie.
It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
Blessed with the best company and the best wine.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.
I could really go for a glass of wine and my own private island right about now.
Come over, I have a bottle of wine waiting for us!
Wine, women, and song – the recipe for my life
A glass of wine is like singing; you should do it like you mean it.
I still don’t know what a wine stopper is for
A good day starts with coffee, and ends with wine.
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
Wine Captions For Friends
The bottle says “four servings” but my heart says one
I mead more wine.
Sip me baby one more time
Great views, great company, great wine, can’t ask for much more!
You can’t sip with us
The wine is good and it makes me happy
I love a good glass of wine in the evening
That wine or did I just make that up?
This new bottle we found is so sweet
A little bit nervous to try this one
Wine me up before you go go…
Drink wine it’s good for your heart
Weekend wine drinker
Shots ready
Just because I’m at a wine tasting doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun.
I’m not just here for the wine. I’m here for the food too!
Cheers to learning about wine and having a good time!
This is my kind of grape juice.
I’m not a wine expert, but I know what I like.
To me, wine is liquid happiness.
Cheers to a glass of good wine!
Sipping wine with my BFF.
Cheers to a fun day of wine tasting!
For that wine lover
Double tap if you want to drink wine
“Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.”
This relatable wine quote is from Rumi, the 13th century Persian poet.
Partners in wine
Instagram wine selfie caption with your best friend.
Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.
There’s nothing that can’t be solved with wine
One glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away
A cure for all your problems
After hours of hard work, it’s time to enjoy the wine
Relaxing at a tasting event
Wine Captions Puns
This is the perfect wine to drink on a warm, sunny day
I think I’ll have a glass of red instead of going out tonight
A day without wine is a day that ends in Y.
Wine doesn’t ask silly questions… Wine understands.
White wine: because sometimes you feel like a princess.
There is nothing more romantic than sharing wine with someone you love.
Sour wine is better than no wine at all.
I’m not a grape, but I sure do love wine.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
You can take the girl out of wine country, but you can’t take the winery out of this girl!
Wish you were here – sip this wine & remember our last vacation together
Friends and wine… the older the better.
Girls just wanna have wine!
Giving you more reasons to wine.
Good friends and good wine.
I’m on cloud wine.
If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!
Let’s get Fizzical!
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.
Deciding is the hardest part
Reach for the good wine
Great minds drink alike
Toast to better days with wine
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!!
Love the wine you’re with.
In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).
I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
If you can’t be with the wine you love, love the wine you’re with.
If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar.
You, me, and wine for life
Dine together, wine together
Friends through shared love of bubbles
You like wine too? Let’s be friends.
Why would I wine with anyone else?
Waiting for my wine partner
Our friendship is like an aged Bordeaux.
In dog wines I only had one.
Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone.
Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues.